“There are many copies... and they have a plan.”

This is already my favorite thing this weekend. Is that Jonathan Cheban, I’ve never seen him do anything but be photographed eating. And Angie Bowie really is just like the Toni Collette character in Velvet Goldmine! I love the guy at the end who’s like “GATHER ROUND I AM THE VOICE OF AUTHORITY” as he’s draped in…

OMFG that is the most amazing thing. You just made my entire day. My boyfriend thinks I’m insane from laughing so hard.

I was thinking the same thing, I’ve been on some email groups where some shitty (racist, sexist) things were said. I would hope that wouldn’t be held against me.

This suggests two things to me:

Shut up.... I think this is right....

Not surprisingly, “Loadstarrr46” is his grindr handle.

Putting Snowden in that list kind of invalidates your opinion.

the chicklet teeth are so weird. I get compliments on my teeth all of the time, but they’re teeny tiny and not bright white! I think that when I smile, you see teeth and you see a lot of them but they fit my face because that’s what nature gave me. I’m sure that a less talented orthodontist would encourage me to get…

You’re doing God’s work here, my friend. I salute you.

What I find especially stupid is these people always only opt for the top front fix, too(the vanity/smile ones). Her bottom teeth are the originals(not level, a little crooked). So you get a cheap fix and you only address part of the problem which makes the bad veneers on top all the more obvious.

Cannot fathom why Asia Argento didn’t come out ahead of this. She was selfish and put #MeToo⁠ ⁠at the crosshairs of detractors.

One is enough.

“Wipe off blood/ poop”

Not exactly. They own a vineyard, but they truck in wine like gas from other places to bottle. So really they just bottle other people’s stuff and say it is their own. Shocking. And if you think, “WELCH’S GRAPE JELLY WITH ALCOHOL” is a compliment....

When are dildos ever out of work?

In the latest interview, they called it “having a wobble.” They really did.

You missed out -- two was by far the best.

There was some Nickelodeon cartoon short about a cartoon Zucchini when I was a kid. I was confused by the strange exotic vegetable people referred to on TV for many years. Was very disappointed the first time I actually got around to googling it and found out it was just another word for courgette. 

Seriously, queer as fuck trans woman here, chill the fuck out.

The joke isn’t “They’re gay, hyuck hyuck hyuck.” The joke and insult is that a world leader, who claims to represent the American people, is actually in love with (and controlled by) a world leader who is everything but a literal enemy of the fucking state.