Go camping for a week with everything on your back and shit the river, else GTFO, Michelle.

Makeup is a part too, but I don’t think that’s the base colour.

That is not a colour from “natural” tanning, either via a bed or the sun.

I would suspect Rachel Maddow in conversation at a party would be the smartest and most charming person you’ve ever met at a party.

Because... maybe they got on?

I don’t know what psychological fallacy is filtering my brain-thoughts, but for some reason I think of large age-gap relationships where the woman is older (or they’re both women, like with Sarah Paulson) are incredibly sweet and genuine, but when it’s an older man, I think it’s a bit weird and sleazy and either cradle…

Or every child of the 90s favourite vampire card game...

An apparent suicide.

I’ve had quite a few friends and family crash for many weeks/months when circumstance made them homeless.

Offer a homeless person free accommodation and a day-rate to care for the cats.

I had no idea he was married. I genuinely presumed he was down-low gay, as is inexplicably common in these 99% male fascist movements.

People’s ideas are *wildy* skewed by porn, just like porn has led many to believe labia don’t exist.

People are often loyal to their friends even when their friends are wrong.

It’s honestly the most honest sounding apology I’ve heard in the MeToo season.

Call me old fashioned, but once I fall for a personality and a face... the rest therefore becomes attractive to me?

He’s 26. That’s certainly at the far end of virginhood in the West (especially given he seems, ummm, “normal”) but it’s not exactly over-the-hill or that rare.

And if it’s happened to one, it’s happened to others (unless it’s a partner/spouse rape). I hope every coma/vegetative patient on site is checked for sexual assault.

Jars/bottles of piss is a relatively common teenage thing, as horrifying as that sounds (I don’t think it’s some sort of Howard Hughes thing, just a teenage laziness thing).

The entire thing should be oriented horizontally, not vertically.

The entire thing should be oriented horizontally, not vertically.

The bleach spray alone should have proven malicious intent, and therefore murder.