Poltergeist II, you fool! Fly, fly to Netflix!

(* also on Geocities)

I'm too flummoxed by seeing "begs the question" used correctly by a mainstream media outlet to think about anything else.

Yes, gay people should wait before showering, so no-one feels uncomfortable.

Ahem... London's Olympic Park is now one of the largest and loveliest wildflower parks with integrated housing in the world...

The cultural foreskins were going so well until Kristoff.

This is the most tense "Hmmm, has that firework gone out? I'll wait another ten seconds before trying again" video I've ever watched.

And yes, the random wrong words in this is entirely "Damn you, autocorrect".

"Marketing" as very little to do with it: it's almost entirely built on word-of-mouth. Lifelong smokers who have quite regular tobacco overnight become absolutely evangelical about them.

So:

I was trying to avoid making a "child masturbating" joke, to avoid arrest.

I think you probably underestimate your own.... leavings. And I'm sure she was single and free at some point and had boys home.... I'm sure she has a rough idea.

And come 2026, The Secret Porn Downloading Masturbation Room.

The first wedding of your friends you go to as an adult is exciting.

Given "Computer Science" is on the useless PG courses, I'm not sure this has anything to do with making an income post-graduation.

Melting permafrost ———-> damp clay sealing-layer near the surface —————> build up of methane ——————-> pressure-induced piezoelectric quartz spark ————————> BOOM!?

Oh god, a flood of "It's a tiny penis! I'm a porn star!" internet flotsam.

I once attended a convention a decade ago which was probably for a few thousand people and the biggest drawcard was Dr Beverly Crusher's 4th season nurse assistant.

I do! But only because there's a fridge section to store them.

Then buy six eggs? Why would you want to eat an egg you bought 6 weeks ago? It's fry terribly, wouldn't bind in a dough, and would be mostly tasteless watery gloop.