I do this crazy thing that gives me anxiety where I try to skim through movies before the ads auto-play.

People from the cast of Chuck that I think would make a good Captain Marvel:

So DC hit a skid, utterly failed to steer into that skid, nearly flipped, and then horribly over-corrected and is now wildly fishtailing all over the place basically?

I’ll see your Brianna Hildebrand and raise you a Finn Wolfhard.

That’s too bad, I met my wife on that ride.

the subtler X-Men reference in this trailer.

I just hate Fallon because he’s unfunny and smug, but to each their own.

I can think of a couple scenes that showed people getting walker blood in a cut or their mouth. Sasha cut Abraham with a knife she had just killed walkers with and Daryl has pulled arrows out of walkers then put them in his mouth before

Suspension of disbelief shouldn’t involve “forget things we’ve already established now that they’re not useful anymore.”

I suspect many people are like me and just don’t feel particularly interested in multi-cam sitcoms generally. I have heard good things about this and considered checking it out, but it’s been pretty low-priority.

Everyone dies.

Yeah but the plot of that game is standard AAA material, that is, it’s boring as hell and divorced completely from playing the game

I think the important thing to remember here is nothing.

This word salad needs more dressing. Good lord.

Apparently Ewan McGregor could not stop making wooshing noises when he shot his character’s first lightsaber duel.

I like Matt Smith, but he looks like an unfrozen caveman.

It sounds like you could use help to make it better? I think Californians could help? Oregonians love Californians? Right? Do you want me to move up? I can come up? You want us to come up? Ok, Californians will move up, ok?

I say the same thing about my own home state, Florida. Except I really mean it. The only good thing about Florida is that there’s rarely any snow or ice south of I-10.

Uh, yes, yes, it’s terrible here!

Wait, what the heck are you talking about!? I love it here! It’s the best...............wait a minute......ooooooooooh, riiiiiiiight. I gotcha! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*