I think before we all get too far into why this film sucks, let’s just consider that the source material maybe is hard to adapt. The first film adaptation sucked, too.

I’m pretty sure Oprah said we must see this film.

Just confirmed: two mid-credits scenes, three after-credits scenes, and one hidden scene after the clean-up crew asks you to leave.

God damnit. Length is not a selling point anymore. I’m sick of leaving the theater with stubble.

I’m developing a sitcom around that character. He’ll be retired from the Rebellion and settled down in a heavily developed system where he sells old Galactic Civil War surplus. It’s called Ackbar and Son.

God I remember what this was happening. Every goddamned article was essentially “poor us, we are being bullied by the big bad business man.”

Since the Gawker commenters are the most important people in this story I hope they cast somebody who really captures my essence.

I eagerly await for the episode all about Kinja.

Cropping out The Fillion is not advisable unless you want him to end you.

I assume that’s going to be an 80,000 page Buzzfeed article.

“....inevitable “Here’s Every Reference You Missed in Ready Player One!” click bait articles”

Yeah, this is one of the few marketing campaigns I can think of that makes me actively dislike a movie.

Is this film actually trying to discourage me from watching it?

I respect him by not knowing or caring who he is.

What is even happening right now?

Stop trying to make this guy you made up a thing, A.V. Club.

I respect dril by not following him. 

Still not funny. He’s like Red Skelton for Millennials