NO MORE NINJAS!

Whenever Pooh is not in a scene, all the other characters should ask, “Where’s Pooh?”

Not surprised.

I really don’t get the Crash comparisons with Three Billboards at all. Crash was a cloying, overly simplistic drama. Three Billboards is a really messy, complicated pitch black dramedy. If it’s not your thing, that’s fine. But it’s nothing like Crash.

This entire show reads like the rights to Heathers were somehow bought out by Breitbart and thus it should simply be cancelled preemptively

While I applaud girls for doing something thats mostly male based, I dont applaud the ones taking advantage of sex or their looks to gain popularity from it. Shes one of the ones that do this. Using looks and sex for views. It should be about the gaming not your tits. Gloom is another one that does this. Shes cute,…

Day Lewisis very good in Phantom Thread, giving a very different kind of performance than we’re used to. I’ll admit that in the past I think he has sometimes overacted and been too bombastic in movies like Gangs of New York and There Will Be Blood. In this movie he finds a way to play a similar type of character but…

“1.) It may well not be her cleavage that makes her successful.”

I bet this assignment gave Chidi a terrible stomachache

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in what universe did papa johns ever make ‘medium-good’ pizza? the only pizza they ever were better than was dominoes, and even they turned it around and overtook them years ago. i will eat months old no-brand gas station pizza before i eat papa johns

Like...you guys do understand that other studios are withholding their back catalog deliberately from Netflix, either because other streaming services are paying more for exclusive rights or because they have plans to cut out the middleman and start their own streaming services, right? I mean, you keep using the words…

I’ve always thought comedy was at its best when deconstructed in essay form.

Just another well-researched, well-written article from the Gizmodo network.

.... I’m sorry, I couldn’t really focus on the text of this article. What is happening in that header photo, exactly?

Remember when nearly every hip-hop album began with an answering machine sketch? One more thing to be grateful for cell phones about.

Eh, rap acts have been doing this since at least the invention of the CD. I was listening to Big Pun’s Capitol Punishment the other day and there’s a skit between nearly every single song, and most of them are 90 seconds plus. And a remix of Playa with some nu-metal band. So 90's it hurts.

There are a lot of people who have walked the walk who I would much rather see take the lead. As far as late night hosts go, Colbert, Meyers, Bee, Oliver, Noah and even Kimmel have all put in the man hours and deserve to be there. Jimmy Fallon long ago staked out his spot as the “fun, goofy” late night host, and fine.…

Carpenter Brut put out a surprise new album last week and it clocks in at 8 tracks 32 minutes. He said “Put it on repeat if it’s too short.”

I say this, knowing that this has to be a big tent and we need everybody to come out and support gun reform: Fuck off, Jimmy Fallon.