In the past I was usually apathetic about award shows; I didn’t watch them and didn’t care one way or another if other people did. But the last few years I’ve grown to hate them, mostly because they’ve become venues for people to blast piping hot outrage takes all over Twitter.

So the Democrats are going to try to prove they are almost as stupid as the Republicans.

Celebrity Worship:

That’s a terrible, terrible idea.

I was being sarcastic. Crash is an awful film.

Doesn’t it seem POSSIBLE that this is something directed at him by scientology?

Well, I didn’t think it was possible, but he did something even worse than unleashing Crash on the world.

So I am going to not try and read your post as I just wasn’t smart enough to understand the answers. I got the answers they gave, they were not good and they left a lot unanswered(Like what the fucking Island even was). It was a lazy ending to the show.

A few of mine are covered in the list. Last year I did a pretty good job of quitting pop culture I wasn’t enjoying just for the sake of finishing. Felt great.

How?! How can they cancel this?!

This series is fantastic. It’s everything I want from comics. Stakes, humor, meta humor, narrative arcs, one-off issues, great writing, great art most of the time.

Ugh.

Very tight butthole.

STATES RIGHTS

EXCEPT THOSE ONES WE DON’T LIKE THOSE ONES

A can tied to a string which snakes out the toilet window, across the lawn, and into an office in the OEOB, where Mike Pence takes dictation.

Haddish is clearly not everyone’s cup of tea. That said, she has dilligently worked the comedy circuit and seems genuinely appreciative of this moment. She’s not a joke stealer (as far as we know). And she seems like a relatively decent person.

I rarely so strongly disagree with an AVClub review, but I thought this episode was a steaming pile of shit. I was so bored by the end that I didn’t even care about the big reveal. It was pretty much 40 minutes of exposition interrupted by a Ford Mustang ad. 

I still prefer his hilarious golfing videos.

Oh no! Who knew Alien Nation meets Lord of the Rings starring Will Smith would be a bad idea?

Here’s an audio mashup of each and every fart from 2017's children’s entertainment. It comes in at just over 10 hours, a full 12% increase from 2016's 8 hours and 58 minutes. Industry insiders are indicating that with the Disney/Fox merger, 2018 could bring us a total of well over 15 core hours of farting in…

And I say that as someone who is not entirely sure who this Cardi B person is.

the woman is the master of spectacle, seems to be three steps ahead of the game, and is plain inescapable at this point