Everyone knows comedy improves when you chop it up and put it in a montage.

If you can avoid Twitter, do so. Seriously.

I have a lot of complicated emotion about the Bendis announcement, chief among them that he shouldn’t be allowed to create his own characters or write anyone that doesn’t look like him for at least a year. The man needs to go on probation and earn some trust back.

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I’d like to propose the following article to the AV Club. It’s Titled “Please, AV Club: Do research before posting articles, for real, they announced the casting to these roles in that Beyonce instagram and this is sort of embarrassing.”

The content is 300 words about like, 3 tweets that got really nice traction.

Oh nevermind he was being facetious. Turns out googling things and assuming they’re correct isn’t good habit.

Makonnen’s own response to the Rolling Stone profile was: “Hell nah, they ain’t got no problem with gay people! They fuckin’ song is ‘Versace’! Like, the fuck! Nigga, [Gianni] Versace is the gayest nigga. They ain’t got issues with him, why they got issues with me?”

I was mildly amused by their consternation at a gay man having dealt Molly. Like yeah, not only is drug dealing strictly straight dudes’ territory, but Molly in particular.

Yea, and I am far more interested in Andre and KMK in those roles.

I don’t remember the hyenas being homophobic though....

I believe this is like the 5th sign of the apocalypse, so two more and it’s hasta la vista baby!

As much as I’d love to see Mr Fantastic and Iron Man onscreen together, this is much bigger than watching all our favourite Marvel characters in the same franchise. This is all about media plurality and choice.

Gizmodo has that effect on all the brands they acquire.

I see it as yet more of their Spielberg worship, what with his daddy issues constantly appearing in his work.

Getting ahead of that coming shitstorm Alec?

Is it method acting if you’re acting out your daily routine?

the associates name? Ovaltine Cynicalpressgrab

No, Tyrese apparently just really needs money, and doesn’t want to (or can’t) wait an extra year for his F&F9 payday.

Maybe next time he’ll do a retelling of American Sniper, just for you.

I certainly don’t expect them to exemplary people all the time but I do expect them to be not so rapey. Not a high bar I think.