Wait... isn’t he already playing Nic Fury?

I’m not here to say anything about the merits of your comment, just to marvel at the mind-blowing curtain-lifting your username has given me.

I think after the 5th or 6th slam on Papa John’s pizza the article kind of loses the thread, as all of a sudden we are pretending that Pizza Hut isn’t the same nasty garbage just with more locations.

Maybe Papa John’s is hoping for a Chik-Fil-A style bump out of this, but that only works when the bigots make edible food.

::::::::Slowly backs away from the internet, turns off computer, closes door, takes shower::::::

Until he tries to get Adam Scott fired off of it.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Looks like he’ll be appearing in as many future F&F movies as Paul Walker

Do you remember the “What do you want on your Tombstone” pizza commercials?

Couple of things:

Okay what is with the guys always wanting to be watched masturbating? Why is this the constant among these allegations?

That old Teri Garr interview seems somewhat prescient now.

Never, in the history of spoken language, has anyone uttered a less sexy phrase than “soft-boiled clitoris.”

Brett Ratner? That’s almost as surprising as Andy Dick.

didnt allison brie recently talk about auditioning for the show and they basically just wanted to see her tits? this wouldve been back when she was doing press for glow on netflix.

Admittedly he did seem a lot nicer when he still had hair

I mean, women were telling stories a decade ago of not being able to get cast on that show without sucking or fucking one of the leads. Everyone just laughed it off then.

It’s actually a baby dinosaur who keeps proclaiming that he’s the baby. It’s hilarious.

We all know that the baby will be retrieved by Rick at some point, handed off to a smiling, matronly extra (who will not have any lines), and never ever seen or referred to again.

So, does he end up doing anything other than glower? It’s not like GoT let him stretch his range at all.