This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged

You can find these for WAY less.

$2500.00 escorts seem to be a sore subject around Gawker Media today.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

The b-roll footage is better than the final product.

Watch the gif and listen

I looked harder at it. There’s a wrist band... that’s not a flat lot, and the pass side tire is off, and the driveshaft is missing.

completely disagree here. This car is exactly what it was intended to be : a timeless retro cruiser. Sure it was decently fast at the time but was not even intended to be some track monster. And seeing as how you cannot purchase these for less than they were new, i think the timeless factor worked.

re: the Mustang, the trim on the dash isn’t fake. it’s actual aluminum.

The Dixie Chopper

Timmy?

:D

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking vents on this motherfucking car!

Because going around is for losers.

Might also get a little A6 in the clink

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

It's a Honda Civic. . . 98-2000 ish