poorunfortunatesoul
PoorUnfortunateSoul
poorunfortunatesoul

She also tans, and has said that she just can’t believe that the sun is bad for you because “it’s natural” (she is stupid).

I think of this.

Butt out of it Gwyn

I’m giggling way too hard at “our Lady of Goopelupe.”

Every single time I see a picture of this face, a quiet little voice inside me goes “ugh, shut the fuck up.”

“Concious uncoupling” broke the Internet?

Not with cancer though!

Word. I’ve heard so many stories about people faking cancer that, following my own recent diagnosis with breast cancer, I had a few paranoid moments where I wondered if people would wonder if it was fake. I felt relief when, in order to start using my short term disability benefits at work, the company that

In 1987, when I was 10 years old, my mother had stage 3 non-Hodgkins lymphoma. Legitimately. I was TEN and watched my mom go through months of chemotherapy, and then 11 rounds of radiation treatment. I watched her down dozens of pills, many of which were not covered by insurance. I watched her lose all of her hair and

You know what? Good. I have only a few truly cold weeks per year where I live, but the stores break out the winter coats and thick sweaters in September. That means between September and January, you can’t find appropriate clothing for the season. So I hope it hurts their bottom line enough that they will actually

sorry-not-sorry, but any man who rapes me is giving me permission to do whatever i like with his wang, including chopping it off and tossing it out the nearest window. don’t like the thought, then don’t rape. easy to avoid.

Lorena Bobbitt helped get the marital exemption removed from NC rape laws. True Story: The morning this story hit the newspapers across the country (and it was front page, above the fold of EVERY newspaper in the country), the NC legislature was due to vote on removing the marital exemption from our rape laws. (Back

Can we go one FUCKING day around here without calling a woman who was abused to the point of chopping someones penis off OLD? FUCK. No one cares about your boner.

My favorite episode of family feud with Steve Harvey was when one of the answers was basically boobs but it was up on the board as “the gland canyon”

NO WAY

NO IT WASNT SHUT UP

I nominate her second husband for the “Most Trusting Man Ever” award.

This reminded me that John Bobbitt did a porno after his penis got reattached. If memory serves, it was called Uncut.

One would think that after such penile-located trauma, Mr. Bobbitt would make like Fleetwood Mac and go his own way. But as Lorena tells Harvey, John Bobbitt has attempted to make contact with her more than once over the years.