I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

“non-sergical” (sic)

No idea what they actually DO, but their service is listed as “non-sergical” (sic).

It’s because they ordered a Larg-e-soda, and got a Minn-e-soda!!!

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

It’s almost as if you’re against reading the title and being able to jump straight to the comments, you monster.

why not both? I get all my fantasy football info from a VERY reliable astrologist.

Easiest Christmas presents the last few years? My kiddos made salts as gifts for our family who cooks. Last year it was jalapeno, mushroom and dill; the year before was citrus, sage/poultry and lavender.

My cat went out and killed dozens of mice, took a class and the learning annex to learn to ‘sew like a seamstress’, made himself a fur death coat and totally rubs it in all the slacker cats faces. He has no use for Oprah.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

Keychains and nightshirts and clothes for your poodle

I’m a fan of the furry keychain. (or as the valet puts it “hey, fuzzy balls”)

This is also on her list, I know I am not the only one thinking it....

We went to a hookah bar the other night and the diners next to us kept engulfing their table in a huge plume of white smoke. After a few white clouds dissipated, I looked over to them and noticed they had a newborn baby with them. And every time they blew out their smoke, the entire baby carrier just disappeared in…

The theme would be bees, obviously!

We go to Ruby Tuesday’s fairly often as an after movie dinner place, and the idea of a guy acting like a wine expert there is hysterical, it’s like pretending to be a connoisseur of steak at Arby’s.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

“Hey babe, I’m taking you to your favorite! Ruby Tuesday’s!”