I thought it would be something like that too. “Vaccines are bad+ some people drink their own urine= urine injections”

She copied it from the source article, but it would be better worded as “yeast and other fungus”, if that’s what they meant.

Yeast are single celled fungus, other forms of fungus can be multi cellular, so they arent the same thing, despite being in the same kingdom. Elephants and mice are both in ‘Animalia’, but it isnt unreasonable to identify them more specifically than as ‘2 animals’.

Cat Rule #45:
“If I can grab it, it’s a toy.”

Enough with the reboots.

I can think of a close second...

I have surrounded myself with positive people for 34 years and I don’t plan on changing it now.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

After I parlayed that story to my dad, he told me that I should trust the judgment of any man in the middle of the rain forest carrying a machete. Not because he is some sort of wise sage, but because you want to be on the right side of machete guy.

i shook out all of my blankets and am now sleeping with my blanket all tucked in like i’m a human pop tart. i doubt i’ll sleep tonight!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *DEEP BREATH* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tween Dali Lana woke up late one morning and had to rush to get ready for school. I figured I’d brush my teeth, wash my face, throw on my uniform and head out the door. After completing parts one and two without incident, I started to change outta my pjs to put on my uniform. As I’m taking the bottom part of my pjs…

It seems like everyone has that one type of insect they really, really hate and mine is moths. I fucking hate moths. I would rather let 1,000 spiders crawl on my body than have a moth land on me.

You know, I’ve often wondered why I see the same exact giant cockaroaches here in NYC that I did in Hawaii, but the ones here don’t fly. Do they just not know they have wings? Is it a self-esteem thing?

NO I WILL NOT UPEND A MIXING BOWL OVER THIS MONSTER AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO I CAN’T, I’M NO LONGER CORPOREAL, BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE BEING A GHOST THING FAREWELLLLLLLLL

So brave. There’s no way in fuck that I’m going to google it, but the name is so charming that I’ve decided it was something really cute. Like a warble is the real life version of Richard Scarry’s Lowly Worm. The briar was his cute hat. This is the story I’m telling myself.

“Mom, dad, come home. I can’t watch the kids anymore. There was a dinosaur spider and I noped right out of existence. I’m a ghost, goodbye.”

I have a lot of horrific bug stories as I’ve lived in Florida, and a cockroach infested apartment in Brooklyn (they got in my bed, y’all.) But, I’d have to say, the absolute worst was during my three year stay in Senegal. Anyone whose ever spent time in Africa might be familiar with blow flies or Cayor flies. Their…

I am posting this because even though it was not an insect, it was a parasite, and thus a bug.

Not me, but my sister was eating a can of soup and she was eating the rice at the bottom and looking at the can, and then she realized there wasn't supposed to be rice in the soup. On closer inspection, it was maggots. The worst part was that she said she thoroughly enjoyed them.