Congrats on making it this far!

The kind that takes coupons?

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

The only good thing about Folgers is their slightly incestuous yet adorable Christmas commercial.

Isn’t a century in England like a decade in the states? I mean that barely qualifies as tradition, if that.

Wait, it’s not even a pub? It’s just a convenience store that will now sell beer and wine? Presumably the residents could have driven to the next down over and just bought their liquor there, so it’s not like this will suddenly make alcohol massively more available.

Oh my god ! I've done that before - not on a plane but at a party and its the worst I would honestly just rather throw up out of my mouth like God intended because puke smell takes FOREVER to leave your nostrils

One time on a flight we were in the final descent where they don’t let you get out of your seats. I was in the window seat with 2 people between me and the aisle. I got super nauseous, no one around me had a bag, and the flight attendants did not respond to requests for help. I thought for sure I could hold it and…

Someone needs to round up 100 homeless people in NYC, right now. I’d love to see Chick-Fil-A turn them down.

Aren’t they supposed to be Christians? Perhaps they could give free food for a year to 100 homeless New Yorkers instead of 100 New Yorkers who have an address and enough free time/ability to afford childcare to spend the night sitting on a sidewalk?

Someone should alert all the local homeless so they can get free food from the good Christians.

Not only that, but you can’t even enter the contest as a homeless person because you can’t prove you live in the zip code where you usually sleep on the sidewalk.

Is it just me, or is this a bit insensitive? You spend a night outside, as some sort of challenge for a year’s worth of free food? In New York? Which, like all major cities, has a substantial homeless population?

Holy god, that is an UGLY garment. Like, it’s insanely unflattering and cheap-looking, and it’s incredibly slutty, but also totally grandma at the same time, somehow.

Sorry hon, this is a no-underwear look. How did no one tell you this?

I feel like there should be a category of clothing labeled “For Rihanna Only”

God dammit why do I do this to myself?!?

i google image searched “mrsa.” i clicked on the “mrsa maggots” suggestion.