You know about “Ms.” right?

I really don’t get the animosity of some of the comments I’ve seen (not just here). He’s not telling everyone that they should make every ingredient they eat from scratch, he just enjoys learning about the processes that go into creating things. Don’t want to go through the trouble he did? Go to Panera. But he seems…

oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

God forbid someone takes the time to understand the world around them.

I need to see work id’s

That reminds me! I was visiting boyfriend’s hometown last week and we started comparing Terrible Local NPR shows. His was like... “We have a show with two hosts that basically functions like fucking craigslist. Like Laura will call in selling her 1997 Jetta for 1000 dollars, and then 20 minutes later a dad will call…

Naming a lipstick “Kiss Me” I get. Naming a pair of jeans “Kiss Me” I also get. But tee hee hee.

HSN actually makes brands a shit ton of money. Like, if you can get your stuff on there, you have it made. QVC as well.

The majority of people I know who watch HSN are shopping addicts (usually old) who can’t leave their houses for one reason or another. My aunt is one of them, and I’m always like “Thank God that apparently literally NOBODY told her about the internet.”

I would totally buy those. But i’m all drugged up and grey jeans DO sound sexy to me now.

Hey, if I’m drunk-buying, you might as well be drunk-selling.

Selling my clothes drunk on HSN is my dream job.

“What’s that you say, Tillie? Phoebe’s trapped in the well?!”

We should all (who are in time zones where this makes sense) go to bed RIGHT NOW quick before anything else happens! This is a perfect way to end the day.

Oh please! A cat wouldn’t get caught in a cistern and make their friend spend a week trying to rescue it.

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”

“You should feel good about yourself! But not too good. Feel a little bad about yourself, too, or the boys won’t like you and the girls will think you’re a bitch.”

Reading this is exactly what I needed this morning. Mark, I’m so happy for the two of you - the love you have for each other is so apparent, even to people who have never met either of you. And those pictures make my heart explode. Congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful life together.