How are you going to know if your taint-sculpting exercises work if you don’t check?

I’m sorry, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around this. Who, after a long exercise session, goes “What does my taint look like right now?”

i truly believe we should let him be president for like, two weeks, just to see what happens.

Random fact: when I was a little kid I called this guy “the Pizza Bunny.”

We really should start a campaign for this: Porn Education Now In Schools!

The first comment on that article made me laugh out loud, not PC but funny.

They should really consider lowering their payment requirements. Why would I pay $500 when I could just replace my phone for $200?

This is why schools need to educate youths on the many many outlets for free porn!

But seriously, who downloads a porn app? Just visit Porn Hub on an incognito tab where you can browse through millions of free stuffs to make your panties (or boxers) wet.

“Hello, this is the FBI and you owe us $500.”

Don’t worry. Everybody will assume she’s a typical rude-ass American, anyway. That is our gift to you, our Northern Brothers.

OMG OMG LINDY! Yes, nails it.

But she ever so graciously excused people who are fat due to health issues. That makes it okay, right?

So sorry, honey. PCOS sucks big-time.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

I just watched about 30 seconds of the video and not only is she terribly unfunny, she’s also manic and annoying as hell.

They have it at the DQ near me, and it’s been on the menu for a very long time. If memory serves it’s chocolate ice cream and brownie bits, maybe some cookies and possibly heroin. It’s good, is what I’m saying.

But this is also about a wedding.

So what was the prob with her Georgia Mud Slide Blizzard? Not enough vodka?

Still, DON’T ACTUALLY PUNCH THEM.