I want to write a series of romance novels based on this book.

“Honey, why don’t you get over here and give these genitals a smooch.”

“For the man who neglects the love-play is guilty not only of coarseness,” he writes, “but of positive brutality; and his omission can not only offend and disgust a woman, but also injure her on the purely physical plane.” He adds, “This sin of omission is unpardonably stupid.”

So how did he know this, anyway? Did he have guys of various races jerk off in the lab so he could sniff their jizz?

No one cares about your bo... wait, no, nevermind, this time we do.

There is, first of all, a good deal of difference between races. The seminal odor of Orientals is stronger and more acrid than that of the “Caucasian” West. The semen of the healthy youths of Western European races has a fresh, exhilarating smell; in the mature man it is more penetrating. In type and degree this very…

That part about the chestnut trees is NOT wrong. When a certain kind blooms here in the spring it smells like jizz for 100 yards. No lie.

“Love lexicon” is a lot better than my previous favorite, “bangin’ words.”

“genital kiss” sounds much nicer that cunnilingus and will now be part of my love lexicon.

The woman lies on her back, lifts her legs at right angles to her body from the hips, and rests them on the man’s shoulders; thus she is, so to speak, doubly cleft by the man who lies upon her and inserts his phallus; she enfolds both his genital member and his neck and head. At the same time the woman’s spine in the…

Ugh to the “man as educator” crap, but my God it’s nice to hear, for once, that if a woman isn’t getting off it isn’t her fault.

I just texted “your very characteristic seminal odor is remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut” to LibraryManagain.

Well, they did clinical trials for not showering ever: it was called the Middle Ages. And the results were not real positive.

Germ Shower Co could use a more appealing face of their company.

heal a wide variety of conditions including Down’s syndrome,

Babies born with the dolphins “develop 6 months faster in the first six months, have PERHAPS 150 more grams of brain weight and are ambidextrous”.

Even if dolphins were truly the cuddly little booboo bears common imagination paints them as, why on earth would they have any special knowledge of human birth? What would they be doing to “help” except hang around and squeak at you?

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.

Everyone has their kinks