Excuse me. I meant “mutation” instead of gene.

Food, and shelter are pretty high up on the list of things “in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people”

Yeah, Kinja was doing this with everything I was copying over from my google docs yesterday. I had thought I got them all, but I missed that one. Ugh. Kinja gonna kinj.

Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above…

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

So I am old enough that when I was a senior in high school, I worked at Starbucks.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

I thought that too, but who gets so much pleasure from fucking with McD’s employees that they’re willing to spend hundreds of dollars and an hour of their time in the service of a prank? If no one is actually going to eat all that food, and it was just a prank, well...that’s commitment.

The comment about “breaking the restaurant” makes me think they did it on purpose to cause trouble, not because they actually had people waiting for those burgers.

On the last story you have the last paragraph as the first paragraph.

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.

I think Chief Wiggum is running that department

Police believe the body was stolen.

Dick Tips

Can you imagine the hit your ego must take when you’re cast as an off-brand Dave Coulier?

NAILED IT.

I only watched it because it was part of the “TGIF” block with Family Matters and my all-time favorite:

It's cyborg John Stamos

Netflix tells DVD employees who are or were recently stuffed to keep stuffing envelopes or get stuffed. Stuff.