Pretty sure you had a stroke somewhere in the middle of that attempt at trolling. Try again, please.

Entry level position. Requires 2-3 years previous experience.

Interns will be compensated with a daily stipend of Fancy Feast and belly rubs

yes how strange seeing as cats are harbingers of both abortions and rape.
As the great Alanis Morrisette once said...isn’t it ironic?


......dontcha think?

Bubba needs to rock it out at recess. :)

He’s feline fine.

they should send me his resume I could use an intern for interny things like chasing feathers on sticks and snuggles

Just to clarify.

Bubba the cat is officially a high school student, I.D. card and all. When asked “Do you even go here?” he replied, “Meow I do.”

When Bubba graduates do you think I could hire him as my assistant? There's lots of stuff of my desk for him to knock over

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

I’d recommend going back to every other post that involved a Darden brand and adding the “Fuck Darden” tag to it.

Colin can we have an episode of BCO that’s simply “Because Fuck Darden”?

It’s had to be running in every car I’ve even been in, so I think they are claiming they left their car running the whole time they were in the restaurant. Which,... yeah, right..

Family Feud is fucking gross. It’s always like, “Name something a man puts on his head.” Answer: BIG KNOCKERS. And then Mr. Relationship Guru giggles and wiggles his eyebrows. Christ.

There are only a few of us? We'd best start recruiting so the bulk t-shirt order'll get cheaper...

‘I call the yellow one.’ ‘Marry me yellow.’ ‘I love you yellow, you’re mine.’

He is dangerous. In one episode (the last one I watched) a young woman, high school maybe?... asked him how to handle a guy who would not stop calling her. His answer... “That’s a compliment! You should be flattered he keeps calling”... He is a dangerous man.

At some point, as a woman being asked those questions, answering by making fart noises become COMPLETELY OKAY, right?