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Really though ? A book ?

I will never forgive the person that started the Starbucks secret menu website. It made my time there hell. I had so many people look at me like I was an idiot when I didn’t know what went in a banana split frappicino or a birthday cake one. No. Stop. Order off the damn menu that already has like 50 options and stop

Cool. This is a great new nightmare for me to have. Thanks.

he just needs someone to open the door, it’s not like he has arms.

The penis was sort of just hanging out in the middle of the hallway,” said Ethan Shear, a resident of the Rice lofts. “It had raised its head a little bit like you would see in Indiana Jones or something. Enough to know ‘I should not go near that.’”

Why can’t people be cooler and just say ‘Sup, cobra’ and let him live his hallway life?! Maybe he just locked himself out of his apartment!

As a London resident, I can say we don’t have nearly enough Jack the Ripper tourist traps. I wholeheartedly applaud this man’s innovative (and may I say... daring!) vision. This is a great day for female murder victims.

and BEFORE YOU FUCKERS EVEN START WITH ME

It is absolutely not celebrating the crime of Jack the Ripper but looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place.

“This is the easiest, most hassle-free solution you can imagine.”

He specializes in cosmetic dentistry, and his practice is near some of the wealthier suburbs in the area. He’s making rich people look pretty, not cleaning middle class kids’ teeth.

lol, you seen dental bills before? I have insurance which covers 75% and I’m still paying $350 from my last visit.

By woman, you mean that little girl?

That’s not a woman, that’s a nine year old.

This is my all time favorite:

Exactly, his camera floated to the surface and that’s how we have this pic.

ok, you can’t just drop a phrase like “zombie arm” and leave it at that.

WHO is feeding all the trolls?? I can’t get ungreyed to save my life and I have to read absolute morons spouting high school level drivel about minorities “whining” that they don’t get to, you know, participate equally in employment?

So they are going to duplicate a male-only environment where women are traditionally either objectified or physically assaulted. Yeah, nothing wrong with that.