Her face says “I’m 110 years old. You’ve been president for 7 years. The fuq did you make me wait?”

Sweet kicks, nana.

I skimmed over that part because it was making me ragey.

I’m surprised he went with the brushed metal background instead of the lasers.

Oh, dear. You just know dolphins figure heavily in his personal decor.

Oh, FFS. “Willing to marry them?”

Ew. Why would you want to do this? Isn’t the keepsake the baby? Your memories? Why do you need to turn your breastmilk into a pendent?

it looks like a drawing with a marker that wasn’t washed out yet

you can’t even really see it

OK, real talk: are their parents not properly mocking them about this shit?

Gchat is dead to me after changing the format and creating “hangouts.” I'm old, I don't like change. Furthermore, stay off my lawn.

YES. Most nonprofits still operate from a white-savior model, and don’t respect the idea that poor people (and people in other marginalized groups) are experts in their own lives and communities.

I feel like this is a perfect example of “something is not news just because it happened in New York.”

I’ve been dealing with teenagers all day and I’m done. My boss’ 13 year old was in the office having a MAJOR TEEN MELTDOWN like three feet next to me and then I had a bunch call my office asking about some upcoming shows and none of them know how to talk on the phone, at all.

Teens are so scary I hate them ban teens

That’s because the real purpose of most non-profits is to offer a chance for white people to play ‘white savior’ roles.

Yup. I’ve often though that nonprofits are like welfare for the college educated children of the upper middle class, with exceptions (i.e., the author).