I’m sorry, I was at an Olive Garden on Saturday night and my two hour wait suggests that it’s anything but struggling. Maybe if you had been to one instead of just pretending to like it to be cool, you would have known that many local Olive Gardens are doing quite well and keep customers coming back by providing them…

Cheesecake or GTFO

Pies inside cakes, I say!

Or they could just take a page from Drop Dead Diva and make a Pake. Problem solved

You know how some people put potato chips into sandwiches for texture and taste? What I want to know is, can I put breadsticks in my breadstick sandwiches? This is important.

Mmmm. Breadsticks are like gay sex.

Do u think the dude that shot him in the face recognized him and that’s why he shot him?

I’m not sure how much of a travel preventative food is. The truth is, most of us can’t afford it. It isn’t like we can just hop on a train and be in France.

When I was a child, my older sister convinced me if I ate anything with a hole in it I would get a hole in my stomach.

This is why the only thing I let me child eat is Valium, cigarettes, and cocaine. Maybe a Bloody Mary once and a while, if she needs her vegetables.

I agree with cinnamon toast kid. Cinnamon toast is regular bread that’s toasted, buttered, and sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar. That’s a picture of toasted cinnamon-raisin bread. It’s not the same! f I asked for cinnamon toast and someone gave me toasted cinnamon-raisin bread, I’d be disappointed.

Are we not created in him image?

I’m pretty sure that most of the time when people murder or assault or whatevs someone else it’s not usually super well thought out, but I’m really not getting the logic behind this one.
If you can’t divorce her because that’s a sin/you’ll lose your church and kids or what have you, why would murdering her be any…

Being an asshole kills. He could have killed his boyfriend to avoid the sin of gayness, which I'm sure is worse than divorce.

There is only one way I could become legally ‘single’ and I have to wait until God grants me that gift.

Meh, God was gonna murder her soon anyways. He was just helpin a bro out.

Divorce is a sin. Wives are just women.

That I will never understand. With religious people, with fucks like Scott Peterson, with anybody. Just divide your shit and move on with your life. Half of marriages dissolve anyway. Is it really that fucking hard to not kill your spouse?

Who knew that not controlling your blood sugar could lead to being stabbed by your secretly gay pastor husband? Checking my level ... right ... now.