RE the last story: How did they know their food was delivered to another table? Did the server actually... Do it in front of them?

Yeah but here’s the problem with these dudes’ complaints: they DO tell people to keep their bags off the seats, and they DO ask women to refrain from rude behavior that’s culturally viewed as specific to women. From the same campaign that appears with the manspread ads:

The thing is though it’s not like manspreading technically takes up more than “one seat” -unlike putting your bag on another seat, the dude in question is encroaching on the space in front of the seat of the person that’s next to him. So a “one person one seat” campaign won’t address the problem. Also the term…

Mine too. He claims anatomically that its uncomfortable. But when I had him do it, he said it was because he had to use his thigh muscles to keep his legs together and that was uncomfortable. He could get his legs to parallel without squishing his balls, but keeping them there required effort. MUSCULAR EFFORT. Like,…

MANSPLAINERS 4 MANSPREADING

Not terribly related, but:

Personally, I feel mandatory maternity testing should be required for every birth.

pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.

Any other large-breasted women just spend a couple minutes staring at your elbows trying to figure out wtf that guy is going on about?

The one on the left is the Elizabeth. The right one is all Jessica.

On a scale from “old toilet used as a flower planter” to “my dad is also my grandpa”, this is a “found hiding under a kiddie pool on an episode of Cops”.

Sperm hang around in your fallopian tubes for five days. If it hung out in your vagina, that’d be considerably more disgusting.

That seems a little intrusive

“Wu says sperm can hang around in your vagina for around five days...”

I TOLD the classroom doctor (via anonymous question that was more of a leading question) that this could happen in my sex ed class 20 years ago. He brushed it off as impossible and/or a very silly question. SUCK IT DR. CARLSON!

Baby 1: “We need to have a serious talk about your choices”

I am with you my sisters. I call for an immediate and resolute tampon/pad strike. All menstruating women should be allowed to just loll around in a red tent and be served delicacies and/or just walk around town bleeding profusely from their twats while male bureaucrats run screaming until this changes.