I will one-up the bouquet toss with an add-on of creepy garter groping.

I participated once when I was in my mid-20s. I object to the idea that women in their 20s don't have goals outside of landing a man, I just did it because it seemed fun.)

Agreed. The outrage seems to be a bit misplaced. The problem isn't that Tillie was found guilty and spent the rest of her life in prison - it sounds like she deserved it. The problem is that the attractive women got away with murder.

But there was an adult grandson living there as well.

But then what would the other blogs have to write about?

I once had to fight my cat for blue cheese stuffed olives. Just eat your damn tuna, man.

Me too!

I remember that story - I thought it was great (and gross)! Definitely better than some of the ones selected, IMO.

Have you ever hosted a party/dinner/wedding/attendance-based event and had people not respond? If it were just drinks or casual get together, that'd just be a mild annoyance. But if I need to buy/make food, I need a headcount and people need to respond.

Based on what you said, you weren't cutting people with young kids slack. You said that anyone without kids can "just make time". This is absolutely not always the case. With or without kids, people will find time for what they prioritize (although obviously, there may be more extreme circumstances but that's still…

I don't much about Sarah - I don't think she's funny at all so I mostly ignore her - but I gave you a star for that fabulous gif.

Oh stop. A person without kids can certainly be too busy to exercise . Parents don't have the lock on busy and/or tired. A parent could get up an hour earlier. They could exercise after the kids have gone to sleep. I've known many parents who work out during the day (I've always had gyms at my workplaces). Hell,…

Candy canes are tasty enough, I suppose, but I do not have 24 hours to spend sucking on an an awkwardly shaped candy stick.

For me, the insertion wasn't bad at all. I went back to work immediately after. There was cramping the first month but worth it.

Dude, ew. Just ew.

It's kinda like mayonnaise, want a taste?' Mr. Horrible smiled and popped the whole ball (easily over a tablespoon) in his mouth.

and she has some pretty sweet connections too. It's not like she's trying to claw her way up from the bottom.

I'm chalking this up to small children being confused a lot. This kid looks pretty young and probably doesn't even remember last Thanksgiving.

Eh, you're friends with who you're around. I only have a few people that I consider myself friendly with (as in, I will put on pants and leave the house to spend time with them). Only a couple are non-white. Other than my boyfriend, I'm simply not around black people all that much.

I am sick and tired of the complainers. I'm no Little Mary Sunshine myself but I don't get people who complain about every fucking thing. I think it's the only way some people know how to make conversation. :(