Honestly fuck whoever took a creepshot of them in a restaurant. Katie Holmes has been through enough for one fucking lifetime, let the woman enjoy a normal fucking relationship.

Now all I can think is “like the back of a volkswagon”

If they wanted to do a darker series based on Montgomery’s work, why didn’t they go for Emily of New Moon? That shit was dark and gave me shivers as a kid. Anne is about sweetness and light and romance!

I loved Kevin Smith movies when I was young (and as a Jersey kid, a part of me always will), but this movie wasn’t my fave. I always got irrationally annoyed that Jay says he never heard of Amy and then walks away complaining that he’s always telling that story. Which one is it Jay?!

NO. STOP. IT’S TERRIBLE. It’s been airing here for a few weeks, and it is NOT good at all because:

I believe this 100%.

It’s amazing to me that Ben Affleck is so great in ALL the view askewniverse movies and so terrible in literally everything else. He plays a wry sorta sleazy assbro so well.

In 2009 Michael said: “My depression at the end of Wham! was because I was beginning to realize I was gay, not bisexual.”

Combine this with the fact that they’re gutting mental health care, and I am seriously sitting here at my desk nearly in tears. I am getting by on the local free clinic for my mood stabilizer and antidepressant (the latter costs $2000 a month without insurance), and they have limited therapy as well, but if that ends…

Hey dipshit!

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

Solomon’s Island. I don’t know how widespread their stuff is.

My only prejudice against screw tops comes from trying to open the second bottle of wine with the corkscrew kit... only to find out it’s a screw top that I just cut the top off of. Luckily, the cork from the first bottle was around in case it was needed. Usually, it wasn’t.

Also in Canada and now many eco friendly vineyards in the US!

Screw-tops are also a godsend when you’re traveling but don’t have a corkscrew. (Thanks, TSA!)

A few years back I ran a cash register at my state wine festival for a small vineyard. The owner and his daughter were there, which tells you how small. They literally didn’t have the staff to run registers. They used the screw caps and it was so much better for everyone involved. I remember someone asked him and he…