“a whole lot of public money has been thrown around Nevada recently. Where is it all coming from?”

Where do you think? The people making decisions in Nevada don’t particularly care if their majority-Hispanic public schools have 38 kids to a classroom. 

i kiss them all over. nose. ears. noggin. bean toes. belly with the curly belly hair. chin. everywhere.

I’m basically here for the cat photos in the comments section.

Every time I take a shower, Karl has to reach up to me, and make sure I’m ok. He worries about me getting wet.

Exactly - Two of Us, Let It Be, Yesterday is a bit solemn but works, Eleanor Rigby - again, solemn, but has a good rocking/bouncing rhythm. And that’s off the top of my head.

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…

It’s like a WoW quest-giver is directing this movie.

Um, ok, Josh. I guess we know your Kinja handle now.

how is this the same guy that wrote the West Wing? how?

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

I just finished The People vs. OJ Simpson this weekend (I’m late to the party, I know) and I was surprised at how much I didn’t know. Then I remembered that I was in 8th grade during this circus show and I cared more about cheerleading and Weezer than the details of some high profile murder case. That being said, it…

All I know is that white women were haranguing black women and insisting that gender is far more important than race. When they were finally offered up a white woman behind whom all the girls could behind, 1 in every 2 Beckies, Connies, Rachels, whatever, decided patriarchal racism was their lane. Whiteness, my…

Why are you still married to him, Tiffany?

“To admit that beating children is abuse is to have to admit that you have been abused.”

Quick question, how is this “shuts down” the theory? Was Mandy Moore in the production team? no. Were these superfans a part of the writing team? no.

Title should really be “Rapunzel” voice actress disagrees with popular theory.

I.... I think I have been on the internet for too much of my life. I know what your doing by posting this, but all I see are “Other” things.