People have different digestive systems. My guts seem to be gifted. I’m a garbage disposal. I think nothing of eating a turkey sandwich that I left in my car for several hours in July, because eh, I’m hungry, and the only time I’ve ever gotten food poisoning was from eating seriously questionable yogurt. …

This may cause the great West Virginia coal miner boycott of moderate Hawaiian vacation properties that we have all feared.

to quote the great deadspin (nee gawker) writer Ashley Feinberg:

You’re imagining an alternate universe in which the problem is that they are evil and competent.

Why are these jackholes still allowed to make up shit about pot? I understand why it is important to them to demonize it, but I don’t understand why they still try this level of lying.

It’s been so long, I forgot about how much I miss Denise!

I honestly think if this administration starts fucking with legal weed, that it might be the one thing that has people rioting in the streets.

It’s late in the day-but Trump fucking laid a wreath at ANDREW JACKSON’S FUCKING GRAVE. And then sent out a tweet THANKING HIM FOR HIS LEGACY. Just a quick reminder that Andrew Jackson’s Legacy is:

Gastrointestinal illnesses is pretty common, and twice a year is totally within the norm. The author doesn’t seem to be very fluent with medical science... so I am guessing she just assumes every case of vomiting and/or diarrhea is food poisoning?

Yeah, I’ve never had food poisoning and I am admittedly pretty lax about like REALLY washing produce or keeping the meat tongs separate.

I eagerly await the day when people stop clutching their fucking pearls about weed.

I had truly terrible, wretched food poisoning once in my life that I will never forget. And I eat at tons of dingy weird places, and most of my favorite restaurants are perpetually on my city’s list of worst health-code violators.

best know your history, chris:

I’m kind of nuts about food hygene and I’ve never had it.

And once again poor Tiffany is barely in the frame. Always the Fredo of the family.

I agree with you. I read the whole article but that still raised a flag.

I’ve have Crohns Disease (mostly inactive now after 15 years of misery) and have had food poisoning once— a verified, hospital-isolation room-worth case of salmonella that was tracked by the CDC.

My daughter would get it all the time, she would spend hours throwing up. I finally broke down and took her to a pediatric gastroenterologist who took a bunch of tests and an upper GI Endoscopy to find her hiatal hernia (which is pretty rare in kids). Turns out she had really bad reflux disease and when she eats…

The only place around where I work that isn’t McD’s or Burger King is the dreaded Subway. If I forget to pack a lunch (usually once every few months) I have to get my lunch from there, because I don’t like greasy burgers in the middle of the day, and sandwiches are usually great. It’s generally just long enough in…

My top two spelling mistake pet peeves. I honestly can’t read weight loss forums because all the people who want to “loose” weight make me nutty.