My top two spelling mistake pet peeves. I honestly can’t read weight loss forums because all the people who want to “loose” weight make me nutty.

And he includes a bunch of European import Haribos, which he claims are available at Brooklyn bodegas.

Why do you hate america and jesus?

I’d put “allot/a lot/[alot]” up there as a close third.

Nguyen inexplicably puts Sour S’ghetti in the top slot. He ranks Raspberries dead last.

One of my English teachers used the phrase “lose already lost one o, when it’s just loose it’s still there”.

Appreciate the confirmation. I thought I was loosing my mind :-)

In america: addictive, destructive opioids good.

Whenever opioid abuse comes up in conversation, I have to mention the time I dislocated my finger in the shower a few years ago. My mother(a nurse) and I were in the emergency room, I got a Percocet and some local anesthetics and the doctor reduced my finger. (He tried to reduce it without anesthetics, but it didn’t…

Fuck these “family values” people. I wish I had more to add but I don’t. Just fuck ‘em.

he married his high school sweetheart in 2002

so happy i live in one of the purple states. i actually thought there would be more of them : (

i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this recap was 10,000x better than the actual show.

I’m not gonna lie. I got the impression this woman was a bit of a hypochondriac from that statement and others that she brought up but by the end I think it was just colorful storytelling.

I have a friend who eats out a lot, and she gets “food poisoning” at least once a month. She refuses to think it could be anything else. I can’t even.

“She was supposed to have triplets but one baby doesn’t make it. While they’re at the hospital, they decide to replace that baby with a random black infant who was left at a fire station—as you do”

As someone who has never seen the show and doesnt have a facebook account to read other peoples opinion - your summary is spot on!

GOP from OK - guessing that he is a “family values” voter and likely votes against LGBT issues.

In 1991, a few months before we departed the UAE for the West (Somalia’s government had collapsed and our lovely Arab hosts told us to GTFO), my father and (step)mother arranged for a woman to come by the house. I answered the door for this woman. She still comes across very vividly in my memories. My brother and I…

Well, generally religious leaders point to some piece of scripture as the justification of their arbitrary doctrines. I just don’t remember an 11th commandment saying “Thou shalt not ball on a full court, for it shall result in balling too hard.”