There are few pleasures in life as simple yet joyful as a brand new crayon or colored pencil.

Thank you! We just had a vacation together which was super relaxing and nice. He’s currently in therapy, I’m researching someone for myself as well, I’m hanging or going out with friends regularly, and I’ve managed to draaaaaag my lazy ass back to the gym 2 or 3 times a week. I decided even way before all this…

None of this has seemed real for quite sometime but now the jig is up. I am clearly in the middle of a nasty, bad acid trip and would like to know who dosed me, please.

I always thought Chad was a country in Africa until I moved to Canada.

Sikh men wear turbans, and dumb Americans think turban = Muslim (maybe because of cartoons?). Plus they tend to have similar skin tones as people from the Middle East.

Peaceful? You do realize the warrior-archetype looms large amongst Sikhs, right? You might have them confused with the Jain, they’re the pacifist ones.

Oh, sweet summer child...

I love a 30 for 30, and always end up crying. Bo Jackson was an amazing athlete, but that hip shit was nuts. He blew my mind shooting that arrow with his feet. I grew up with bows, thats hard! Benji and Once Brothers wrecked me the most. Bad Boys I’ve probably seen the most.

Yeah, bookstores are not the havens of intellect and joy you’d think they are. I worked at Borders before that chain went under and the gathering of true, industrial grade morons was astounding. You’d think literacy would bestow a bit of leavening but, no.

I’d go with “Fuck Off You Racist CockGoblin”

I’m not a parent, but I have parents, and if I found out they had driven themselves to drink and shortened their lives through stress just to rake in more cash for my education...I would feel terrible. I’d rather take out loans and have my parents in my life longer.

When my mom died (in 1986) I found refuge in the movie theater. Of all I saw during that period, the movie that brought me the most comfort was “Down and Out in Beverly Hills.” I think it still holds up (haven’t seen it recently), and it’s a Good Movie for Bitter People.

I found out that even the lower-dose chemo can’t help my dad anymore. So this is, in effect, the beginning of the end. He’ll be getting in-home hospice care for whatever time he has left.

Express is a free paper put out by the Washington Post, and in yesterday’s Blog Log (which is basically printed tweets), there was Ginger Is A Construct !

I am strongly in favor of retiring in Florida among parrotheads. I’ve liked JB since college and I like Florida ànd I’m tired of cold, dark winters.

I bit the bullet and bought Horizon: Zero Dawn. I was concerned that playing on a controller would be a bit naff, but it’s actually OK. I’d still prefer a mouse/keyboard, but I’m managing so far.

*takes huge bong rip*

Her outcast shtick was fine for like...a minute in 2014. She is average sized and average attractive. She came from money, she will keep having money. She can see herself out.

One thing I’ve taken too long to realize:

One thing I like about the inventory is that it tells you everything the resources are used for so you never have to worry about selling something that can be used for crafting.