Ken Page is a national treasure.

People talk like that’s impressive (don’t get me wrong, its not nothing but still) when its something that’s basically a by-product of being born where she was born.

I mean, if you agreed to fuck Trump for his money (dry heave) then it stands to reason there’s pretty much nothing you wouldn’t do for a buck.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

YEAH BUT SHE CAN SPEAK FIVE LANGUAGES.

*This is like the only defense I ever hear people use with this woman.

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

I want them lead the coup.

I bet he wishes he had legalized weed now.

It’s true that all racial groups generally have dating preferences and this informal “ranking” system you refer to, but for black people it really is a whole different kind of beast. Take this with a grain of salt (and ignorance) because I’m a white guy, but I was required to take a cultural anthropology class taught…

Yes, by all means, all of those people who are concerned about practicalities like health care and jobs will be better served by the President who gets rid of the ACA and starts a trade war with Mexico/China/everyone.

He does not owe you or anyone anything. He served two terms as commander in chief, and is free to do what he wants with the rest of his life.

Anti black Latinos always confound me. Like you realize they half your team right? Like Afro Latinos are a significant portion of the Global population. But, ok girl. This is why I also enjoy a good laugh when white Latinos tell people they don’t have race/color issues. 

I want the Obamas to be happy.

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

Breh, don’t yuck on his yum! You’ll disturb his v chill chilling sesheroo.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

nice - trumplethinskin. very nice. stealing it.