Not true! My abortion was great! I think of it fondly!

Yasssss! Murder all the babies! All of them! Drag them kicking and screaming out and EAT THEM! Yum!

I can do this all day. All day!

And again.

Again.

Etc

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Both of my nipples were pierced when I got pregnant. Did milk leak out of the only partially closed holes? Yes it did! Did it matter? Not at all. And implants shouldn’t make breast feeding impossible. The only thing that matters is that baby eats. Formula is fine. Any differences between boob and bottle fed babies are…

Shut the fuck up.

Oh no! Truly, it didn’t hurt. I didn’t know it happened at first. It was fixable with many kegels and use of what were essentially weighted dildos.

Anterior vaginal wall prolapse here! After 2 kids in 13 months. My pussy fell out!

Thank you! They also replied to me when you gave them the heads up. This has maybe been the gentlest conversation I’ve ever had on kinja. It’s super nice!

Thank you :) I’m working on lucid dreaming to take control of them. I’ve done it once when I was a kid but haven’t been able to do it again. I’m at a point now where I will have a moment in the dream where I realize it’s a dream, but then I get distracted by like my pants or something and can’t get the control.

I have a cheese question. I have had burrata twice. The first time was at an Italian place that was fucking superb. I ate the fish special and I liked it. House made burrata, perfectly creamy and smooth.