But I bet you are super fun to have a drink with!

My god that woman has hypnotizing eyes. I don’t know what she does but I bet she could lead a revolution.

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!

Your analogy is not good. Paris Is Burning to Kiki is an evolution, not intellectual theft. You know how Keds and Air Jordans are both sneakers?

So my point, that she passive aggressively accused Warren Beatty of lying, is absolutely true. You literally described just that. She could have said....no comment, I don’t know, I’m not sure how that works. She could have used some common sense and discretion. But she chose instead to say....I don’t mean to start…

I have a shitty electric stove so I cook everything on 4 (out of 10). I have not had a gritty problem.

Calidad! But I live in an area with many, many, many Spanish speaking people so we have a lot of not usual supermarket stuff.

Made it for dinner. Had to heavily tweak for high altitude (or I deeply fucked up the roux). Beer (negra modelo) was needed at the end to get the right consistency. I have a GALLON of this stuff. Awww Yissss.

When it started to come out that there was an envelope problem her response ““I was holding my Best Actress in a Leading Role card that entire time,” Stone told the press pool. “I don’t mean to start stuff, but whatever story that was — I had that card.”

Doooo ittttttt! Luke Cage is awesome. Like jump up from my couch and cheer the ass whipping awesome.

I love me some Hermione, but this sucking up to second waver stuck in time Steinem is a sign of immaturity. She’ll either go full White Feminist with bonus trans exclusion or she will grow up a bit. I think she got screwed over in college because people wouldn’t let her just be a student, it was all over with the…

I feel no pity. I don’t approve of people fucking around on their phones when they are being paid to work. 95% of the time it’s not an emergency, unless you count “I wonder what the internet is up to?” as an emergency. Tweeting a pic of Emma Stone was not an emergency.

So the shine has been rubbing off of Emma Stone for a while, but her fucking passive aggressive accusation that Warren Fucking Beatty was lying about the envelope was it for me. I went from “not watching her movies anymore” to “I fucking hate her face.” Fuck her. Fuck her Oscar.

Pale lemon.

Bannon is though.

Shut the fuck up. Nobody here thinks you are clever, you are just showing your ass.

And then, when he asks you how many goats his youngest daughter is worth, you put down the canapé and answer!

The internet as whole disagrees with this. Second option autocomplete after writing Paxton was “or Pullman” and first three results were quizzes titled Paxton or Pullman.

Not overshadowed, remembered! This is not something that ever happens, this will always be noted.

Roman Polanski and Woody Allen thank you for your support.