The Indian women with the big sticks and the pink saris need to be our template. They beat the shit out of abusers and rapists. It need to be a worldwide phenomenon.

I love it! Have used it for years. Mostly because it bothers me not a whit when people use it against me. It’s a very satisfying sound. And when evil cunts are trying to get me to sign petitions outside of the DMV to take away my health insurance and I use it......they LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS.

Who are these people and can we deport them instead?

I had them (and played with them) when I was a little girl. I loved them so much. My Halloween costume one year was a very simplified version of the Jeannette McDonald in Naughty Marietta.

Oh boy that awkward phase.

Omg. Bob Mould and Paul Westerberg together! That would be fantastic.

Robert Goulet! Robert Goulet! My god Robert Goulet!

This is equally excellent if you were 5 or 25.

My dad would like to add......toothpaste and yeast infection cream should not be kept in the same drawer.

I think she doesn’t get credit for it because.....I don’t know......young, black, Barbadian, but Rihanna is right up there with Marlene Dietrich when it comes to excellent face, glamour, and style. She’s beautiful but also she has the panache to pull off literally anything. I still think about that Met Ball dress from…

Haven’t seen it. Have seen the gif of his bare back and butt.....uh.....strokin.

If you think Tom doesn’t cry and gaze wistfully at the sea, futilely listening for the singing of the mermaids, you would be incorrect.

Hey there is no shame is being a grown up! Deathly Hallows came out when I was in my late 20s and I totally snagged the hardback my youngest sister (18 years younger) got at a midnight release.

I love them. They make a lot of different patterns now too. And colors!

Please tell me you forgot the word again. If you are new? OMG I’m jealous you get to experience it for the first time. I’ll warn you, they get dark and I sobbed all the way through the last one.

Are you doing The Secret? Cause I could get on board with that.

Semen in your hair?

Support of or shoulder shrugging towards Nazis means we get to tear into you literally any way that we please. It’s very freeing. I have actually resurrected some juvenile but satisfying insults. Dumb-dumb is rude, insulting, condescending, and indicates exactly how childish I find someone. I like it!

I like Jeebus. However, when shit is bad and it’s a “full name” kinda thing I go formal with Jesus H. Christ.

I bet he read The Turner Diaries.