Gameplay aside, Jon's enthusiastically mocking "We made the merge so we can date each other!" instantly endeared me to him.

How would Disney block Cartoon Network in another country? Other than the usual spies, of course.

Personally, I find the first one good but not great. The second one is 'meh' for the non-Loki half, but seems to get really energized and pretty good when he shows up for the other half. So I'd probably rank them both as 3.5/5. Iron Man 2 aside, they're probably the worst in the MCU. I'm still intrigued by Ragnarok,…

"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
In related news, I'm really excited for The Incredibles 2, which on our new Marvel-based calendar system should come out between Black Panther and the Inhumans.

"fuck them!"—Marvel

"And to think… he was just one franchise away from the Marvel universe's cinematic retirement."

I'm not looking forward to pointless Twitter wars about that. Or Twitter wars about anything. Or Twitter.

That Black Panther concept art is really cool. And good for Marvel for finally making a female superhero and a minority superhero. Hopefully this is a sign of things to come.

In theory, I know that eventually Marvel will disappoint me and make crappy movies. Eventually I will stop being excited about these announcements.

Me too! I was really excited a couple years ago when I realized I was now technically old enough to apply for Survivor.

Awesome! I love Just a Bunch of People Screaming And Random Shapes And Fart Sounds, Because Your Slackjawed Overstimulated Spawn Will Mindlessly Stare At Anything That's Loud and Bright! It was a bit rough at first, but the second season's been great so far.

I'm glad they finally addressed that the rest of the team felt betrayed by Simmons' departure. The casual mention last week worried me that everyone was okay with an act that was actually pretty cold - leaving Fitz alone - albeit semi-excusable due to her own trauma.

The score is overbearing, some of the dialog is on-the-nose and corny, and maybe the visual style isn't fantastic (although it is miles better than last year's flat-lit dull sets; the plane was just the worst). But I still really enjoy this show, and more and more I find that it's one of my most anticipated shows of…

I hope so. In a perfect world, I think Hawkeye in Avengers would occupy the same type of role as Tim in Justified.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Well, we did it boys. We are through the looking glass.

I'd go with "Hearts and Minds" over WtCMB, but neither one is a season one gem.

It's somewhere between the appeal of watching sports, the appeal of CliffNotes, and the appeal of MST3K, depending on the game and the YouTuber in question. The commentator will largely make or break your experience, similar to podcast hosts; personally, I find PewDiePie infuriating, although roughly the same shtick -…

Breakfast of course being an Adventure Time metaphor for sex, and Finn discovers the difficulty of friends-with-benefits relationships. The stories write themselves!!

Lost already won a long time ago. This is a race for second.