I read that as “old COUGAR”...

This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along

“We can present it in a way that builds that confidence, builds that trust”

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

Hard to find manual is a real plus. But, as someone who has ‘refurbished’ a lowly 944, and shopped 928's, I can not even imagine the money pit this thing is. 928's are notorious for their wiring going bad. Not saying I know about this one, but it does not exactly look like it has had a thorough working-over lately.…

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

“A lot of smart people, very smart, smart people, say that I’m a turbo. See my turbo hood? And my turbo wheels? A lot of people say I’m a turbo, but I don’t know, am I? I must be a turbo, why else would everybody say that?”

Bad top over an orange body...where have I seen that before?

Sentence them to prison until they can do the loop in Hard Drivin’. That’s like 10-15 years, no parole.

Challenge Accepted.

CP at any price. This may be the ugliest truck on earth.