I hope this show doesn’t get cancelled, simply so we can all have the pleasure of watching her eat crow in front of a national audience when the new season starts.

Can’t lie, I’d totally buy this thing. I’m sure there are local dominatrixes in the area that would be happy to offset my mortgage by renting out an actual fucking prison. 

This is a pretty good take. I started making a list of possibilities:

My aunt was a programmer back in the 80s and wound up re-entering the workforce in the late 90s doing Y2K compliance. She said they all knew back in the 80s that two-digit years would cause the program to crash once the year turned over to 00, but memory was too tight to spare additional digits, and it seemed absurd…

Seriously, this opportunistic, greedy warmonger can go straight to Hell. However much I love Stephen Colbert, I’m not even gonna watch any promo interviews for Bolton’s ghostwritten ‘I knew but did nothing’ petty excuse of a memoir.

If there was a god (there isn’t), this living shit monster would be hanging by his balls fifty feet over Times Square right now. I wonder how many times Colbert wanted to leap through the screen and just beat him to death.

An “art gallery assistant” has to rival “architect” as the rom-comest of all rom-com jobs.  Nobody knows what an art gallery assistant does, so as long as the character gets to spend a few seconds frowning thoughtfully at a painting once or twice, she’s done her job.

Australians have a habit of leaving Australia.

Man, remember when studios used to throw away $20 million on B movies?

Translation: Nocking Point found a way to sell some wine that wasn’t moving that well on its own.

So, I actually work in TV production (well...not now because of obvious reasons, but just to give some insight here). The fact that a big production like “Ellen” is using non-union crew is a pretty big deal. That’s usually reserved for indie films or *maybe* some super small TV show.

Ellen D’ungenerous

I was 17 when I saw it. I can pinpoint the year because I had dropped out of high school and there was this girl... Anyway, I did not get it, though I bluffed my way through a conversation about it with her on the way home. That was 40 years ago. I don’t have any big plans for this weekend, so maybe I’ll try again.

For those looking for The Heartbreak Kid, it’s pretty much completely unavailable legally (even on DVD), but the full movie is on Youtube:

Remind me again how in the hell Elizabeth Warren lost to him?

Or invite Trump.

Everyone

“Who needs a hug?”

Absolutely excellent header image.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with dementia is a good guy with dementia.