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Shia LeBeouf is running Bloomberg’s campaign.

Is his whole campaign some sort of comedic bit or maybe an abstract dadaist performative art piece? Maybe a combo and he's actually Andy Kaufman?

are you guys even trying? these sound like real adam sandler movies. i’ve seen two of these.

Counterpoint: There only great movie nominated is ‘Parasite’, the rest are solidly in to the ‘pretty good’ to ‘meh’ range. 

I finally watched the Joker this week and ended up feeling like it’s a weird movie to generate so much praise and hatred. For context I afterwards watched King of Comedy, and it struck me that what Joker misses is some sort of psychological and/or moral clarity about the character we’re watching. Without that it’s

I haven’t seen Joker but by the looks of it it seems like a bad knock off of You Were Never Really Here. Just watch that. But I also hate Todd Phillips. War Dogs and The Hangover were garbage.

Even as someone who liked Jojo Rabbit, seriously? Best Picture? Would have chosen The Farewell or Knives Out far before it.

You really need to keep your snacks in pest proof containers. There are a surprising number of mice and roaches living in most office buildings.

Right now, I have, in my snack drawer:

Technically, Us got nominated in spirit, since Margot and her tether Margott both got nods. 

It’s only bad if you tip less than 20%.

Because it’s not ok for people to invite themselves, and the letter writer didn’t want to have them over.
And it’s frankly a little creepy, and if the letter-writer is a woman, even more so. I do not trust strange people, even on slight acquaintance, who invite themselves over to my place. If I want people over, I’ll

I’d be like “Weird stuff? You’re the one selling it.” 

I thought the question was funny because a few weeks ago I had a cashier remark on my purchase of glass ramekins and (jokingly) invite himself over for the chocolate lava cakes I was planning to make in them. It went to too far as he started detailing his work schedule for me.

This calls to mind a comment I saw on this very site not too long ago, where someone said that if you don’t take your coffee black, you just don’t like coffee. Like the dogma the author describes here, that comment strikes me as incredibly inane, akin to saying “if you don’t eat whole cloves of garlic, you don’t like

I distinctly remember being a first grader in Catholic school when we were taught the passage from Matthew when God’s literal wing man, Gabriel, appears to Mary and tells her she is going to give birth Jesus. We were distinctly told Mary was reluctant to participate but gave in because she was God’s “servant.” I

There are over a billion Roman Catholics in the world, so there might be a lot of people who’ll get offended by the portrayal of Mary Mother of God as adulterous.

Adam Sandler is a character Daniel Day-Lewis has been playing for nearly 30 years.