This is definitely the saddest meal(s) story. I hope things are going a lot better for you today.

There needs to be a Christmas in July beer calendar.

There’s an International Standard Version of the The Good Book?! Man, this is surely an educational column.

Yeap, this is how I’m spending the last few moments at the office, listening to Nirvana from a station in Blanc-Sablon, way out east in Canada.

I loved how Furlong had Will in the wheelchair, which was both endearing and sad.

Of course Tom Hanks would die on the same day as her funeral. That was genius.

That man is too rich to get old.

Therefore, everything and everyone must follow Arby’s Law, or be punished by being dunked into the secret sauce.

Peter Falk and Pete Davidson. 98. Bank Robbery.

This can easily make a few million on the tie-in merch alone, even if it’s just Pepsi (the drink) and Pepsi toy trucks (Hot Wheels).

I once worked at a company that is involved in chocolate (they sold to everything from bakeries and hotels to catering companies and candy factories.) My desk was next to the R&D kitchen and I was usually the first person to get samples. Or a department would have a meeting, and leftovers often appeared in the break…

Unless you work on the fields of a farm for 12 hours a day or are a Olympic-caliber athlete, I don’t think humans are supposed to consume buffets of food in one sitting. Though it’s worth a try every once in a while. Like a psychopath, I attempted to eat as many pancakes as possible at iHOP over the weekend.

I dunno if I could ever do a Vegas buffet now that my metabolism is slowing down permanently (damn getting older). If only I had gone when I was in college or even a couple of years ago (I turned 30 last July).

“Ask Kate About Beer Drinkers Who Like Red Baseball Caps Made In China” is already #1 in my imaginary best seller list for books about beer.

I recently moved to the North Side/away from home (I grew up by Midway) so I’ll only be at my parents for 24 hours max. The liquor cabinet game and Chopped with my youngest sister (still living at home, though primarily because she is twelve) are surefire ways to pass the time. I know I still have a few bottles of…

“Somebody bring the man CDs.” 

Have you guys reached out to Merriam-Webster or the U.S. Dept of Agriculture and asked them if a hot dog is a sandwich?

I don’t wanna be friends with those people. More pizza and sweets (and tamales) for us!

I used to work at a place in the Loop where a group in my department would go to DD just about every afternoon for coffee, right when the promo began for all coffee for a buck (2 p.m. - 6 p.m. weekdays at the time.) Most of them used the app to pay and would get free stuff, like more coffee and donuts and other…

Has #AVClubSoWhite been claimed as a username yet?