So that’s a base-model Impreza, right?

Is Dude Where’s my Car? a good movie? Absolutely not.
Is it offensive and inconsiderate at times? Yeah.
Is it very much a relic of its time? Regrettably so.

It was very much of its time. Adam Sandler, Tom Green, Andy Dick, Rob Schneider were considered “funny”.

Yeah, Shakespear was total garbage too, cause they didn’t allow women on stage. How DARE the past not live up to your contemporary indignation!

It’s a fucking video game.

It’s crossover with a CVT.

Why does it seem more and more that yesterdays Reddit becomes todays Jalopnik

Neh, I’m kinda burned-out too. I mean tired. Never mind.

Am I the only one that’s tired of burnouts?

Neither of us are crying. It is just very dusty today.

We need more of these long form type stories (the buried Ferrari is another one that comes to mind)

goddamn. fantastic piece David.

I’m not crying. You’re crying.