I’d say that greater than 95% of the Ford dealer internet douches can suck a fat one. Here is a VIN. I need an A plan quote. Here are the lease terms. Instead, I get get a dozen pointless e-mails within 24 hours.

The Book Cadillac is the place my daughter I head to with our selection of American and Lafayette Coney items during the cold months. Third floor ballroom lobby seating is great.

That’s how things go with a twin turbo Flex...but you have to reverse the 2 and 5, then add an extra zero.

That interior is straight up pimp. I love it. I build my C7s with yellow exterior and red interior.

They did, several times.

270hp is more than any V-8 from 1971 to 1995? Huh? The 93 Camaro had 275. The 93 Mark VIII had 280...

My wife’s AWD Flex Limited EcoBoost was so much damn fun in the Detroit winter, I grabbed a Taurus SHO with the same powertrain for myself. The AWD is sweet in the rain...no tire spin, the bitch just goes like a mofo!

Wait for the 5.0L DI...

My Taurus can beat my Mustang GT Convertible from 2004...with two turbos, of course.

Pussy

My VF750 Magna is pretty tame under 6k rpm, but get it over 6k and into the secondaries for some real fun up to 10k (and quarter mile in low-12s). It was a perfect first bike that I have ridden just under 24k miles.

Sheeeeeit, I give it two weeks before the engine turns into Rice Krispies...

Pigs are pigs. Location means nothing.

Great movie, just watched it again last week on Netflix or Hulu or Prime. Can’t remember.

The mechanic that did the alternator on my SVT Contour said it was the hardest hour of labor in his 20+ year career. Thanks dude!

From Chicago, head up 41 to Copper Harbor and then across the MI UP. Awesome drive along Lake Superior.

I love sitting in the upper bubble of the 747. Very nice.

The beer I had for breakfast (last Monday at DFW) wasn’t bad, so I one more for dessert...

Hey dude, go have another drink...

Seeing that Ferrari...What was the final outcome of the Ferrari in Beverly Hills Cop 2? Did Paul Reiser get it fixed? ;) Did Axel Foley kick his ass? Did Jerry Bruckheimer donate it to the auto shop at Mumford High (my mother-in-law went to Mumford).