Is it kosher?

If someone had shot Marina Abramovic would it not have been murder?

It is sad that this needs to be stated, especially here. The articles first comments were very dismissive and that people didn't believe him. That breaks my heart.

It's not much of a horror story...

I beg to differ.... it uses...

Senior year of high school, my dementia ridden grandfather thought Thanksgiving dinner was just starting (we had finished but the adults still were around the table talking and drinking) and tried to say the Lord's Prayer as he pissed himself, destroying my mother's sanity and a dining room chair. Simultaneously…

My favorite part of this is her sliding silently out of sight.

Damn, that's spooky.

That's a reasonable dealbreaker.

I know two people who have had head injuries. Neither of them can taste anything but sweet. They put Sugar in everything.

What the fuck is wrong with you

The best thing about Aaliyah was Timbaland.

Am I the only one who seriously does not see the hype in Aaliyah? She wasn't that revolutionary (in my opinion). I don't even see her as a huge 90's/early 2000's icon. Seriously the movie is not that big of a deal. It's just Lifetime.

You can work this out if you're married. The main reason we rent houses with more than one bedroom is so we can both sleep hypotenuse-style whenever we want. If one of us wakes up in bed alone, we know it is because the other person is getting their diagonal on in the guest room.

That means it's working.

Some people are so stupid that I wonder how they make it outside every day without walking into the front door.

"Can you smell what The Rock has cooking? Pan fried Largemouth Bass with lemon garlic and a side of potatoes and pie for dessert. Could you set the table and light the candles? Thanks. You're looking radiant tonight, by the way."

i met her once at the airport. i worked there and she bought a magazine or water or something. she dropped her change when i handed it to her. it was all cute.