I knew Christina Aguilera could scrap, all the proof I needed was her Dirrty video. Love them both, but I could totally see them going at it.

I’m going by r/nosleep rules, treating it like it’s true, it’s more fun that way. Like the computerized version of telling scary stories around a campfire.

Mine is a size 2XL men’s Burton hoodie which I bought at the thrift store for a Yo-Landi costume a few years ago, and which quickly became my favorite garment. I can draw my knees into the hoodie and be fully covered by it. I wish it wasn’t so awkward to wear in public. (Wore it to my sister’s last weekend, where my 4…

My sentiments exactly. I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit Brit. She deserves happiness.

And they don’t understand what sports are, or maybe they assume women don’t actually move around when they do sports.

It also took me by surprise, but it was a pleasant surprise. I think it emphasizes her caption.

Anyone just have this experience?

Nothing against Britney: this is totally cute.

Please don’t ever hurl yourself into a barrel of glue, Ellie.

This is cute and she looks happy and I can’t hate. Paint on, Brit!

Yeah, this is the part that zaps the fear out of it for me. It’s NOT hard to crop or block out or mspaint-scribble the identifying features. And “winners” in previous years have admitted to making shit up for the internet kudos or whatever.

That’s so sad! Poor woman. :(

What if they don’t want to scare you, they just want to be noticed and interacted with. Would you be scared anyway?

The ghost truck was pretty great, too. And the guy who found himself on a date with someone who was giving “I’m gonna murder you” vibes. And the “little girl” in the bathroom.

That one fucked me up.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.