haha!

hahahaha aw boy

:D !!! haha. I concur, good lady.

that's terrifying. But breathe, relax: it probably happens more often than you'd think. And like, the bum-bum is such a weird body part. Who talks about it? All sorts of crazy things probably go on in there that people ignore or they will it away. your butt is probably fine.

FOURTHED...ed

This is not a ghostie story, but another of those horrible human horror tales, and admittedly, not mine, but that of a friend of a trusted friend.

i feel bad for "K".

Thank you I just died of Funny

I don't have an idea yet but YES MAKE IT a SERIES!! We are best soul-friends.

i just laughed....so much...thank you. thank you. you should consider making this your job, really. this is....just fantastic.

oh girl, i have the same purple lips problem. Th thing is to wear orange! Obnoxiously warm tones will mix with your natural color and tone that orange down into a beautiful fresh pink. Or a dark orange into red. (I'm talkin like MAC's Morange and Tarte's Joy; these come out to the most gorgeous corally fresh natural…

lindy's dirt bags always send me into fits of mirth

OMFG no way I thought I was the only one! A strong nose is just so beautifully manly...oh, I actually get hot and bothered thinking about a prominent nose bridge, with a long rocky trail to thick cartilage. I'm sorry if that sounded too pornographic and creepy.

HELL NO fuck that guy, man. I'm sure that to anyone, it would have been obvious that he was the one harassing you, not that you guys had had some "west side story" type race battle passing each other in the subway station. Ignoring him was a very good option.

the thing that pisses me off about this is that it's two females. if Urban Outfitters were really intending to be inclusive they could have used two guys as well. But instead it's like "omg two girls so sexy for everybody". When lesbianism is employed in these mainstream things, it's rarely about welcoming…

no, i find that wicked fucking annoying, too. can't stand cutesy quirky wide-eyed acts. why would any grown woman act like that? Vom!

I agree with Lindy! The Man has always gotten off on watching us females scratch and claw at each other. it's disgusting.

aw, it's not so bad. You can be conscious while they do it. If a pussy like me can stand to have her teeth yanked out of her jaw while conscious (it feels like pressure on your jaw, and once you realize it will NOT hurt, all you have is your own squeamishness to get over), I'm sure anyone can. Trust, I am a wimp. I…

haha "you got thingamabobs? She's got twenty" had me cracking up...

thank freegin' god. it's...a bit disgusting to think that people pad little girls, or photograph them in ways that, if found without a logo hidden on a random computer, might look like child pornography. but i'm of the extreme school of thinking wherein children are not even slightly sexualized until they enter…