Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Huh? Isn’t the last chap shown Tyrion Lannister??

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Caldwell responded to the announcement with a stare into the middle distance.

“. . . the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?