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PoopThong
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Hey Baby... what ya think of me now? Uh huh, that's right. Sexy like this doesn't come 'round very often. I'm nobody's giga-bitch.

Queue Patrick Bateman admiring self in the mirror.

What kind of poor doesn't pay to have their cents rounded down and thrown away at the end of each day? Gross.

It's not that a bank account isn't a welcome addition to the whole package...

THAT's Tinder? It looks like a vintage iPod!

Repost after adding three more zeros.

Maybe he was trying to take a dick pic and took a screenshot instead, and then thought "meh, this is basically the same thing."

Ew, he's not even worth 500k. Gross.

I know a lot of people hate on QVC but I get most of my plus-sized clothes from QVC. I would say that 99% of the clothes sold on QVC come in plus-sizes. Great basics, dresses, outerwear, and pants. Isaac Mizrahi makes a lot of great clothes and it all comes in plus sizes. There are a bunch of other lines that are

THIS IS A FRIENDSHIP PROBATION WE WILL REVISIT THIS IN 30 DAYS TO SEE WHERE WE STAND

I'm plus size, but with an hourglass shape. I still have a waist that's smaller than my hips, and on top I'm busty but I have a small back (think small band size on my bra but big cup size). I adore plus size fashion bloggers that share their measurements/sizing (AND WE NEED MORE THAT DO THAT) because often their plus

I'd like to think the next step is a store like White House Black Market for Plus Sized women: high quality items that are feminine, classy, and pretty. Pretty cardigans, dainty tops, and gorgeous colors and dresses. They're not at Lane Bryant, I'll tell ya that much.

idk i have some questions for you

I would be so naked all the time if I couldn't sew. Say what you want, but there are no REAL standardized clothing sizes consistent across the entire fashion industry for human females. I was a size 3 - 5 as a teen and a size 4 - 6 - 8 (depending on brand) most of my adult life until a few years ago when I was

If you have the money, Eileen Fisher makes the nicest plus-size clothing. But not everyone can shell out $250 for a blouse. I probably shouldn't, but I do because I can't stand to wear most of the stuff available in my size. Not quite as expensive, and the polar opposite of the Eileen Fisher aesthetic, is Gudrun

Why, oh why, can we not get an Elena Miro store in the states? Chic, gorgeous, elegant clothing….sigh. Cannot believe someone hasn't worked to get one into NYC….

Almost all of my clothing is coming from OneStopPlus.com. It is the department store of larger sizes. You want to dress Boho? check. Work-serious? Check. Fifties-inspired? Check. You can't take everybody who wears the same size and expect them to all dress the same.