No. He did not. He saw the headline and immediately had to comment. God bless the internet.

I got hit in the mouth by a golf club and my bottom lip got stuck in my braces. Lots of blood. Hurt like hell.

“However, the advantage, if not the series lead, still belongs to Marcus Mariota and his rowdy (and later shirtless) O-line from the conference final.”

Nordy from the Minnesota Wild has a hockey mullet. And he pissed off everyone for beating up Chicago’s Tommy Hawk. Shame on you all for not recognizing the glory.

The @Indy500Pics twitter feed is a goddamn goldmine

Amateur

The 1-2-3 Grams of Meth Kid

Sterling Marlin - not a back marker.

Are we as a country just not there yet in terms of caring about women’s sports in general? People bitch about the pace of baseball but won’t watch fast-pitch softball even though the pace is so much better. People only care about women’s soccer in the World Cup. People complain about missed layups in the women’s game,…

That’d be a good place for a team. Add in a built-in rivalry with Atlanta, it may do well.

He was trying to fly to the moon and back but ended up hanging around too long

And NASCAR. People who quit watching NASCAR years ago still comment on the sport and what takes place.

Not one mention of the King of the Hill episode where Bobby writes a Yakov Smirnoff joke!?

I wonder if their meeting took place with Cole threatening him with a pool stick

I’d love to see him take over for Brian France at NASCAR.

UGA fans love him. He is fiery on the sideline, something Richt wasn’t. And he was a coach from Alabama. All UGA fans want to be is like Alabama. Well with Smart, they have the same kind of dickshit head coach.

Quit calling it the Confederate Flag. Call it what it is - the battle flag of Northern Virginia.

Marc Crawford was a dick in Colorado. He’s still probably a dick.

The best part was that particular stoppage in the game was due to Igor Larionov and Peter Forsberg going at it, then all hell breaking loose with McCarty, Lemieux, Roy, Vernon, Foote...

That’s what got me into NASCAR - going to Darlington in person as a 10-year old. My dad got me out of school to take me, so that got me hooked. I thought “wow I am getting out of school every Friday for this! I like it.” And then I didn’t get another Friday off until March when NASCAR came back to Darlington. By then,…