He can always bring a RHD car that’s unmistakably American and small enough to fit the narrow streets and park.

Anyway, that means he alone is in charge of composing tweets, holding rallies, opening up golf courses, pissing on hookers,

most importantly don’t be a douchebag when a random comment on the internet calls out your sound quality for being sub-par.

Try the later episodes. I made a bunch of fixes that have improved the sound quality. If you’re such an audiophile that everything has to sound like it was produced by NPR, I’m sorry, I can’t help you - I don’t have thousands of dollars to spend on equipment, I don’t have a studio, and I can’t turn a room of my house…

Should make an endurance drag race and see which one lasts longer...

I beg to differ.

50mpg? What car did this? The proverbial Geo Metro? Without airbags and all sorts of fancy nanny-state safety equipment, or AC, or heated seats. And a 0-60 time of about 14 seconds. And the cars that got that mileage were tiny, which takes us back to the problem today—no one wants small cars.

That’s just one thing.

I’m sorry about the dipshit thing. I want to yell and scream at these guys, too.

No those people need to be reminded repeatedly and loudly that they fucked up bigly and are fucking morons and we all hate them.

I will not tell you that, because that would be a lie.

I remember the season finale of the very first Survivor where they showed the contestants the BRAND NEW CAR the winner would receive. Yes, it was the Pontiac Aztec. I could sense the disappointment in the eyes of the final four ‘survivors’ and the effort they put into cracking a happy smile for the cameras.

I agree with your first point, but I disagree that little kids don’t appreciate it. I still remember getting Bobby Orr’s autograph at a celeb golf tournament when I was like 10. The card he signed is still on my wall in my old room.

There’s always a bit of tension between accommodations for the blind and immobile, as the former generally rely on discrete variations in ground level while the latter generally rely on smoothed surfaces. Curb cuts are a big example.

The fans in attendance went wild. Yes, both of them.

David, I like you. I admire your pluck. Let me tell you what you don’t want to hear - this is never going to be what you want it to be. Every nut and bolt is rusted to the point that they will break when you try to remove them. The engine needs a full rebuild - hot tanked, bored, all threads chased and helicoiled if…

NFL players aren’t overpaid. They are paid based on the amount of money they bring to their company. There are only a couple thousand of them capable of playing at that level, and they bring in billions in revenue every year.

That’s Mr. Fart to you.

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I’m not the first to put this theory forwad, but my Aussie friend told me the consensus in Australia is that Trump wasn’t paying attention for the briefing prior to his call with Turnbull, so when an aide handed him the phone and said, “here’s PM Turnbull of the Australian Liberal Party” Trump just assumed Turnbull…