do you know how awful it is to be pitied by an Australian?

THIS, start at the Model T, although I’d stretch the early car time period a little to compensate for the effects of two world wars and the great depression.

These things were under $4,000 new. Really keeps its value.

*Jeff Foxworthy voice* Do you wear black pants everyday? Then you might be a 1950's beatnik stereotype.

Tailgate thefts? Is that a thing?

So, you seem like as good a person to ask this as any - are there still people out there with strong opinions on whether “Ford is better than Chevy” or vise versa?

There’s a reason that even people who loathe it choose to remain there

That’s a nice looking truck!

When he’s hurt he calls the amblience

The bottle of 100% pure maple syrup in my fridge right now says “Refrigerate after opening”. YMMV

Semen is a wild card because of its unpredictable nature. Did you get it all? That shit could be anywhere. The paranoia is the worst part.

Iphone? Ipod? I don’t know anymore!

As a veteran, I served under Bush, I did not like him at the time, but there are many other reasons to serve your country than to serve the president.