Can we just legalize weed already so that cops can no longer use the faint whiff of it as justification for murder (Philando Castile) and sexual assault?

Actually what he was saying, in his best Ross Geller impressions is - “We were on a break!”

Did it ever occur to you maybe those women just want to warn the world what kind of person Drump is? Kudos to them for being brave enough to ignore the victim blaming and shaming they’re getting from people like you.

He’s had sexual assault allegations against him since the 80's starting with ex-wife Ivana.

FTFY

Me reading your comment:

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.

God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

They chose to put their store in the building of a man who would evict them in a heartbeat just for an employee having a public display of human decency. That’s their problem.

No, definitely not a Lannister. The Lannisters pay their debts.

To quote Kreayshawn:

Keep trying sugar britches....

Let’s add this.

I told my mom. King fan since the age of five (when I found out there was a man who could make grown ups scared of monsters) she replied: “nope nope nope, not after ‘Salems Lot.”

I’m going to write scary story that is tangentially related to sewers too. It is the tale of Baby Jane, who found out that her downstairs toilet has been slowly leaking into the basement weakening the support beam. To fix it, the contractor must take out the toilet, rip up the tile floor, put in a new sub-floor, and…

If you’re not paying for it, you’re the product.

My daddy used to always tell me that common sense was not common.

I swear, men are so stupid. Zero people want pictures of our dicks.