I’m selling my hand in marriage for the price of my student loans in exchange for citizenship for whoever wants it.

I heard Canada is building a wall.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

IIIII wanna hippopotamus for Christmas....

I’m surprised Jezebel has seemingly never reported on the sexual harassment allegations/settlement regarding Casey Affleck and his behavior during I’m Not Here. Is it because the claims are unsubstantiated? Because that hasn’t seemed to stop Jez from mentioning stuff like that before, particularly when a court case…